Of Nymphomaniacs Neighborhood Verified: Me And The Town

I keep it above my desk, next to my CPA license.

No. I mean it. I am what they affectionately call a "Verified Abstainer." I fix the garbage disposals. I return the runaway cats. I balance the HOA budget. I am the asexual accountant of Eros. me and the town of nymphomaniacs neighborhood verified

Leave a comment: What’s the most unhinged thing your neighbor has ever done? Neighborhood verification required. (Just kidding. Or am I?) I keep it above my desk, next to my CPA license

She laughed. It was a sound like wind chimes falling down a staircase. "Not exactly." I keep it above my desk

Below the square footage and the school district rating—both surprisingly average—there was a little blue checkmark next to a community label that read: “District 9: The Groves (Self-Identified.)”